freelance opertunity- potential for a considrable sum

I am looking for skilled Programers to work on a project with me

I intend to make the worlds first esl drive car

I will be able to

Drive itself to specified destination

Protect itself aginst intruders and find its way Home

Let owner know if its location has changed unwillingly

Be able to reconise owners finger prints

Personel working with me will be entitled to a good percentage of the finnished product value when complete

Calculate hazards by itself!

I know exactly how this should work and am keen to make this happen

It will insure that crashes are no longer a problem!

Things that i will need the programer to be able to do!

1. program a interface

2. Know how to make software that can calculate angles ie Geomitry

3. A good understanding of ai would be useful

4. small amount of knowlege of robotics progrming!

If you think you have what it takes please contact me at golomgol@yahoo.co.uk

[1000 byte] By [goloma] at [2007-10-2 21:07:11]
# 1
Ok, I'll take the bate... what's the considrable sum?
prometheuzza at 2007-7-13 23:52:47 > top of Java-index,Java Essentials,Java Programming...
# 2
Wow, angles and geometry.Good luck finding anybody who knows that. I hear it's really hard.s/bate/bait/%
duffymoa at 2007-7-13 23:52:48 > top of Java-index,Java Essentials,Java Programming...
# 3

> Wow, angles and geometry.Good luck finding anybody

> who knows that. I hear it's really hard.

Yeah, I'm definitely not the guy for the job. I was just curious about the enormous pile of Dukes the OP was willing to pay for such services.

> s/bate/bait/

>

> %

*blush*, thanks duffy.

; )

prometheuzza at 2007-7-13 23:52:48 > top of Java-index,Java Essentials,Java Programming...
# 4

> I am looking for skilled Programers to work on a project with me

>

> I intend to make the worlds first esl drive car

I'll look for your name in the papers.

>

> I will be able to

>

> Drive itself to specified destination

>

> Protect itself aginst intruders and find its way Home

I think it's been done - ever seen re-runs of "Knightrider"? That's the show that David Hasselhoff starred in before taking off with "Baywatch".

> Let owner know if its location has changed unwillingly

"Help! Master! I've been stolen! They made me go with them!"

> Be able to reconise owners finger prints

>

> Personel working with me will be entitled to a good

> percentage of the finnished product value when

> complete

That's gonna be a lot, I'm sure.

> Calculate hazards by itself!

Amazing!

> I know exactly how this should work and am keen to make this happen

You can do all that and you can't write or learn Java? That's really amazing.

> It will insure that crashes are no longer a problem!

All right!

> Things that i will need the programer to be able to do!

>

> 1. program a interface

Whew...tough requirements.

> 2. Know how to make software that can calculate angles ie Geomitry

Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, egghead!

> 3. A good understanding of ai would be useful

How 'bout real intelligence? That might help.

> 4. small amount of knowlege of robotics progrming!

Just a bit for spice.

> If you think you have what it takes please contact me

> at golomgol@yahoo.co.uk

Oh, man. What a way to start a Saturday.

%

duffymoa at 2007-7-13 23:52:48 > top of Java-index,Java Essentials,Java Programming...
# 5
We hatesss irony... yes my precious, we hatesss it!; )
prometheuzza at 2007-7-13 23:52:48 > top of Java-index,Java Essentials,Java Programming...
# 6
> I intend to make the worlds first esl drive carEnglish as a Second Language?Have you got venture capital funding yet? If not, come back when you're prepared to offer $150,000 per annum paid in advance.
YAT_Archivista at 2007-7-13 23:52:48 > top of Java-index,Java Essentials,Java Programming...