coffee
[91 byte] By [sunlnka] at [2007-10-1 1:03:08] 
I was wondering... Has anybody written code to have java make coffee for you?
> I was wondering... > Has anybody written code to have java make coffee for> you?Actually I remember some girl asking question about the implementation of a coffee machine logic, valves and all... I think I still have the project specs she sent me.
CeciNEstPasUnProgrammeura at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
And with Embedded Java, the question of yours is not that funny. Some coffee machines might really run on Java.
CeciNEstPasUnProgrammeura at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
I'm still waiting for the coffee compiler that can make coffee out of source code. :) Obviously, I'd need some sort of output hardware attachment......
RageMatrix36a at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
Look when I got this box it said "Java" and it also had a coffee image on it. But when I opened it, it was full of computer stuff... the tricked me!!So I learned the computer stuff... but I have no coffee yet. I want my money back
sunlnka at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
I think you might have a case there :)
RageMatrix36a at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
> I'm still waiting for the coffee compiler that can> make coffee out of source code. :)I can do almost the exact opposite.
dcmintera at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
> I'm still waiting for the coffee compiler that can make coffee out of source code. :)> Obviously, I'd need some sort of output hardware attachment......Just add ginger and then redirect the output.
grand_poobaha at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
> > I'm still waiting for the coffee compiler that
> can make coffee out of source code. :)
> > Obviously, I'd need some sort of output hardware
> attachment......
>
> Just add ginger and then redirect the output.
and what about the error output?
sunlnka at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
> I was wondering...
> Has anybody written code to have java make coffee for
> you?
No to coffee but yes to tea! I have the tea machine linked to my computer and every half hour it makes me a cup of tea. It took me a long time to get the mood sensing logic working. In the end I just used simple logic based on the time of day, how rapid I am pressing the keys and how fast the mouse is moving.
Late at night and when frantic I get very strong tea delivered.
sabre150a at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
>> No to coffee but yes to tea! I have the tea machine linked to my computer and every half hour it makes me a cup of tea. It took me a long time to get the mood sensing logic working. In the end I just used simple logic based on the time of day, how rapid I am pressing the keys and how fast the mouse is moving.
I wrote this coffee thing for fun but hey!.. this is a brilliant idea
So when you computer sees the mouse moving slower and slower it deduces that you need tea right?
Plus that your boss knows how lazy you are.. hmm.. do you think we are at the verge of the next java revolution?
sunlnka at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
http://www.guardian.co.uk/internetnews/story/0,7369,447723,00.html
neil_laurancea at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
> do> you think we are at the verge of the next java revolution?Not Java revolution, Ceylon revolution!
sabre150a at 2007-7-8 1:21:36 >
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