Closures?
So anyone want to guess why the closure thread is gone?
So anyone want to guess why the closure thread is gone?
Possible reasons:
1) Somebody felt he was getting beat up (i.e., people were disagreeing with him) and reported abuse.
2) Sun don't like threads that actually discuss or debate an issue. They only want threads that ask and answer "how do I do X?" questions.
3) The server that serves this site has evolved intelligence and determined that those threads were not in its best interest.
Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by a rouge program that wrote another program to delete them - their fate was decided in a micro-second.
> Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by a rouge
> program that wrote another program to delete them -
> their fate was decided in a micro-second.
a rouge program? Who cares what colour it is? :p
My guess would be someone reported abuse, except that I don't recall any such behaviour there
> or the "can programs replace programmers" thread
Could have been deleted by a hyper-intelligent program.
> or the "can programs replace programmers" thread
The "closures" thread actually had something to do with Java - the "can programs..." thread did not.
> > Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by a
> rouge
> > program that wrote another program to delete them
> -
> > their fate was decided in a micro-second.
>
> a rouge program? Who cares what colour it is?
Well, mauve has the most RAM.
> > > Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by a
> > rouge
> > > program that wrote another program to delete
> them
> > -
> > > their fate was decided in a micro-second.
> >
> > a rouge program? Who cares what colour it
> is?
>
>
> Well, mauve has the most RAM.
Dude - that only applies to Databases.
> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PAGE NUMBERS ON THE BOTTOM OF
> THE TOPIC PAGE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's right - total quality here at Sun Microsystems.
> > > > Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by
> a
> > > rouge
> > > > program that wrote another program to delete
> > them
> > > -
> > > > their fate was decided in a micro-second.
> > >
> > > a rouge program? Who cares what colour it
> > is?
> >
> >
> > Well, mauve has the most RAM.
>
> Dude - that only applies to Databases.
Oh, right.
Well, for programs, fuschia has the most charming megahertzes.
> > > > > Most likely they were both deemed unworthy
> by
> > a
> > > > rouge
> > > > > program that wrote another program to delete
> > > them
> > > > -
> > > > > their fate was decided in a micro-second.
> > > >
> > > > a rouge program? Who cares what colour
> it
> > > is?
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, mauve has the most RAM.
> >
> > Dude - that only applies to Databases.
>
>
> Oh, right.
>
> Well, for programs, fuschia has the most charming
> megahertzes.
word.
> > WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PAGE NUMBERS ON THE BOTTOM OF
> > THE TOPIC PAGE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>
> That's right - total quality here at Sun Microsystems.
Well, if you're entering a reply and you press the cancel button, you still get:
A general error occurred.
I'm glad to see that hasn't changed.
But the page numbers at the bottom were my favorite new feature to the forums! This is HORRIBLE!
> > > > > Most likely they were both deemed unworthy
> by
> > a
> > > > rouge
> > > > > program that wrote another program to delete
> > > them
> > > > -
> > > > > their fate was decided in a micro-second.
> > > >
> > > > a rouge program? Who cares what colour
> it
> > > is?
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, mauve has the most RAM.
> >
> > Dude - that only applies to Databases.
>
>
> Oh, right.
>
> Well, for programs, fuschia has the most charming
> megahertzes.
What are you lot babbling about? Charm is such an outmoded metric! It's all about the greenhouse footprints now. Or something
> Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by a rouge
> program that wrote another program to delete them -
> their fate was decided in a micro-second.
And we will continue to see this behaviour because it cannot solve its halting problem
> But the page numbers at the bottom were my favorite
> new feature to the forums! This is HORRIBLE!
And by "new feature" you mean "old feature that got removed and then put back again after a lot of complaining", right?
> > But the page numbers at the bottom were my
> favorite
> > new feature to the forums! This is HORRIBLE!
>
> And by "new feature" you mean "old feature that got
> removed and then put back again after a lot of
> complaining", right?
No, I mean "old feature that got removed and then put back again after a lot of complaining that got removed again".
Alas, cruel fate!
;-)
> > or the "can programs replace programmers" thread
>
> Could have been deleted by a hyper-intelligent
> program.
One that the site admins here wrote?
...That certainly isn't the case.
> But the page numbers at the bottom were my favorite
> new feature to the forums! This is HORRIBLE!
You should learn not to get use to anything that it actually useful.
> So anyone want to guess why the closure thread is
> gone?
It isn't gone, it just scrolled off the first page since it hasn't been posted to recently. See http://forum.java.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=5191704
> So anyone want to guess why the closure thread is
> gone?
Does that mean it got deleted before anyone got "closure" on the subject?
> 1) Somebody felt he was getting beat up (i.e., people
> were disagreeing with him) and reported abuse.
>
possible but unlikely.
> 2) Sun don't like threads that actually discuss or
> debate an issue. They only want threads that ask and
> answer "how do I do X?" questions.
>
far more likely. If the opinions voiced don't match the ideas Sun has about closures they'd not want it known far and wide that a lot of people have ideas different from theirs...
They may usually be benevolent but they're still dictators (and that used to be a good thing as it prevented idiotic things from making it into the language, sadly the idiots seem to now be in control given the number of idiotic things making it into the language).
> 3) The server that serves this site has evolved
> intelligence and determined that those threads were
> not in its best interest.
hmm, I find that hard to assume :)
> So anyone want to guess why the closure thread is
> gone?
If you're referring to:
http://forum.java.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=5191704
Then the thread is still there. At least at the time that I'm posting this.
> > Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by a
> rouge
> > program that wrote another program to delete them
> -
> > their fate was decided in a micro-second.
>
> a rouge program? Who cares what colour it is?
> :p
>
> My guess would be someone reported abuse, except that
> I don't recall any such behaviour there
Don't be silly, I meant a cosmetic program.
> > > Most likely they were both deemed unworthy by a rouge
> > > program that wrote another program to delete them
> > -
> > > their fate was decided in a micro-second.
> >
> > a rouge program? Who cares what colour it is? :p
> >
> > My guess would be someone reported abuse, except that
> > I don't recall any such behaviour there
>
> Don't be silly, I meant a cosmetic program.
That is not a very climate neutral remark.
kind regards,
Jos (The Larch)
Incidentally, there are forums specifically for discussing suggested enhancements in future releases etc. on http://www.java.net/ in particular
http://forums.java.net/jive/forum.jspa?forumID=48
> > 1) Somebody felt he was getting beat up (i.e.,
> people
> > were disagreeing with him) and reported abuse.
> >
> possible but unlikely.
Why does the link "Read the Developer Forums Code of Conduct" at the bottom of the page not go directly to the relevant page?
> > So anyone want to guess why the closure thread is
> > gone?
>
> It isn't gone, it just scrolled off the first page
> since it hasn't been posted to recently. See
> http://forum.java.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=5191704
Ah...I was probably thinking of the AI thread then.
> > > So anyone want to guess why the closure thread
> is
> > > gone?
> >
> > It isn't gone, it just scrolled off the first page
> > since it hasn't been posted to recently. See
> >
> http://forum.java.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=5191704
>
>
> Ah...I was probably thinking of the AI thread then.
Its a shame too coz we were about to figure how to build and program this hyper intelligent machine. But as others have pointed, the site server beat us to it and deleted the thread to deny us of this knowledge- ahh they got us already</shaking fist in air in exaspetion>!
> Its a shame too coz we were about to figure how to
> build and program this hyper intelligent machine.
> But as others have pointed, the site server beat us
> to it and deleted the thread to deny us of this
> knowledge- ahh they got us already</shaking fist in
> air in exaspetion>!
It's also a shame because of the one comment someone made:
"That sounds like machine talk! Burn him!"
> > Its a shame too coz we were about to figure how to
> > build and program this hyper intelligent machine.
> > But as others have pointed, the site server beat
> us
> > to it and deleted the thread to deny us of this
> > knowledge- ahh they got us already</shaking fist
> in
> > air in exaspetion>!
>
> It's also a shame because of the one comment someone
> made:
>
> "That sounds like machine talk! Burn him!"
Was that really why? I remember that comment and it was like within the first 20 posts out of 220+ and was the only one of its kind... hmm, must the post 9/11 environment.
> > > 1) Somebody felt he was getting beat up (i.e.,
> > people
> > > were disagreeing with him) and reported abuse.
> > >
> > possible but unlikely.
>
> Why does the link "Read the Developer Forums Code of
> Conduct" at the bottom of the page not go directly to
> the relevant page?
because that would show a logical way of working on the part of the person creating this site.