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How many java programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Quick question:How many java programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[93 byte] By [tjacobs01a] at [2007-11-27 5:31:01]

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# 1

How many beans are in jacobs coffee?

AsYourMindFliesa at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

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# 2

We will need to have a meeting to discuss the requirements of this project before we can schedule resources.

jbisha at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 3

> Quick question:> > How many java programmers does it take to screw in a> light bulb?None, that's a hardware problem.

kajbja at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 4

You would never fit enough Java programmers in a lightbulb to do any screwing in the first place. And I can't personally think of any I'd want to.....

georgemca at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 5

That depends...is the lightbulb passed by reference or by value?

BinaryDigita at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 6

> None, that's a hardware problem.Or at least platform-specificJSR 808 is developing the JLB API to handle this...

Hippolytea at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 7

> That depends...is the lightbulb passed by reference> or by value?Remember that episode of Scrubs where the guy had to pass a lightbulb? Man, that had to hurt. I bet he doesn't refer to that very often

georgemca at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 8

Yes. Scrubs is awesome... Now I'm getting a craving for an apple-tini.

bsampieria at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 9

> How many java programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - there's already an Eclipse plug-in that does that.(or would it be called a screw-in?)

KelVarnsona at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 10

> How many java programmers does it take to screw in a

> light bulb?

plz Answer myyy DOUBT... it says light bulb is 25 watts but when

i display in screen it is 25.0000001. [url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070513/ap_on_hi_te/led_lighting]plz is light bulb broken?[/url]

"A U.S. Senate committee is working on a proposal that would phase out the light bulb in 10 years."

TuringPesta at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 11

... and does anyone have practice exam questions forthe Sun Certified Java Lightbulb Developer exam?

Hippolytea at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 12

> Quick question:> > How many java programmers does it take to screw in a> light bulb?Can you re-post using code tags as described in here in formatting tips http://forum.java.sun.com/help.jspa?sec=formattingCheers

_helloWorld_a at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 13

I'm surprised it no one has added:"plz hurry, it's urgent, I'm going to interview and they asked my friend this!!! Ek Gyaarah"

Hippolytea at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 14

> I'm surprised it no one has added:> > "plz hurry, it's urgent, I'm going to interview and> they asked my friend this!!! Ek Gyaarah" http://forum.java.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=5176701

filestreama at 2007-7-12 14:55:49 >

# 15

Depends. One plus an additional one for each framework used. Then you need a few people who aren't Java programmers to do QA, DB admin, and justifying to management the continued expenditure on changing lightbulbs.

YAT_Archivista at 2007-7-21 21:30:14 >

# 16

Fewer, if you move up to EJB 3.0

Hippolytea at 2007-7-21 21:30:14 >

# 17

> and justifying> to management the continued expenditure on changing> lightbulbs.I think it is far better to keep management in the dark.

sabre150a at 2007-7-21 21:30:14 >

# 18

from your question i thought the programmer who light bulb is a great bulb

eaajea at 2007-7-21 21:30:14 >

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