newbee
I am a new user of java i really need help i will like to know how to improve my skills in java programmingwww.njonghosting.com
You should improve your conversational skills in the idle patter prior to spamming forums, but by all means, please do that elsewhere.
Well, you can hang with us, but trust me, folks are going to give you a cruel nickname.
> Well, you can hang with us, but trust me, folks are> going to give you a cruel nickname.You mean like "enema"?As in, "I wish someone would give this forum an enema and get ridof spammers like you".
guyz i am not spamming the forum i am serious
> guyz i am not spamming the forum i am seriousIll see you in hell, Enema.
> guyz i am not spamming the forum i am seriousThen why are you posting an irrelevant link to a website of a (commercial) company?
> > guyz i am not spamming the forum i am serious> > Ill see you in hell, Enema.Had to look it up... really!; )An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus.
trust me do you wana help or not?
As a first assignment: implement support for your website.
you didnt know about enemas? not to be confused with tool's album aenema.you should give yourself one for being so ignorant =)
be nice head, arms, and left leg
Okay, I think we've gotten over our initial chuckles. Now remember: the race isn't always to the fleet. You should improveyou Java skills. With what parts of the technology are you familiar?
> I am a new user of java i really need help i will
> like to know how to improve my skills in java
> programming
This completely open-ended question, especially posted to an internet forum of strangers to you, followed by the other posts you have given so far, tell me that there is no help for you in this industry.
You're hopelessly lost desiring to be in an industry in which your skills are completely lacking (and have no hope of improving such).
There, that's my help. Get into a different career path. This one isn't it.
I'll be the first to help him... http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/
> I'll be the first to help him...
>
> http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/
Well like he says, help him improve his alleged Java programming skills. Presumably he's already been thru the tutorials, but who knows? Who would know what to tell this open-ended vague poster?
I don't think he's going to log on with this username again, but keep your eyespeeled for Kolostomee99.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.I think thats the first time in my laugh that i actually laughed "OUT LOUD".
thankx sumplesnoobsi appricoate your contribution.