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My cat is sat on my lap and is stopping me typing. Could you tell me how I might solve this problem.This is Very Very Very Ugrent.

[144 byte] By [sabre150a] at [2007-11-26 17:26:18]

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# 1

Just ask your wife/gf to come over and grab your *****.

jverda at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

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# 2

Give it food(just a small amount, only to make it go somewhere else), then something to play with - a Thread or a Bean will do.HTHMike

bellyrippera at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 3

Problem solved! I just poured my tea over her (the cat)!

sabre150a at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 4

prob no sol, you now have a scalded cat clinging to your private parts with sharp claws.

jwentinga at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 5

@SabreCongratulations to the star. Sorry that I wasn't around to create a thread with a tricky 10 star question :)

kajbja at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 6

> Just ask your wife/gf to come over and grab your> *****.Whoa boy

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 7

> prob no sol, you now have a scalded cat clinging to> your private parts with sharp claws.Jverds solution solves it.Since his wife/gf has taken his ***** away either ways he won't have his private parts for the cat to cling to or the cat itself won't be

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 8

u bad man blofeld

georgemca at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 9

its very simple ; let her do your work (" .")

gyan_softa at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 10

> @Sabre

> Congratulations to the star. Sorry that I wasn't

> around to create a thread with a tricky 10 star

> question :)

Thanks Kaj. I feel the Duke Stars have become devalued since one now has an inexhaustible supply to dish out. I earned about 750 in 7 years under the old system and then 250 in 3 months under the new.

I look in awe to those who earned well over two thousand under the old system.

sabre150a at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 11

> Thanks Kaj. I feel the Duke Stars have become

> devalued since one now has an inexhaustible supply to

> dish out. I earned about 750 in 7 years under the old

> system and then 250 in 3 months under the new.

I agree they aren't worth much, especially since I've seen users who just post "give me the dukes" in threads in which they haven't posted anything else.

> I look in awe to those who earned well over two

> thousand under the old system.

I agree on that too.

It would be better if users could be rated, but then we would have to become friendly :(

kajbja at 2007-7-8 23:54:19 >

# 12

> It would be better if users could be rated, but then> we would have to become friendly :(Eeeeew .Congrats Sabre!

PhHeina at 2007-7-8 23:54:20 >

# 13

> > we would have to become friendly :(>> Eeeeew .*shiver*> Congrats Sabre!Yep, and you too Phil!

prometheuzza at 2007-7-8 23:54:20 >

# 14

Thanks, Bart.

PhHeina at 2007-7-8 23:54:20 >

# 15

> Thanks, Bart.Well done Phil! Lots of mutual back slapping is in order.

sabre150a at 2007-7-21 17:04:09 >

# 16

:-)

PhHeina at 2007-7-21 17:04:09 >

# 17

give it .|.. the cat will movethis will be next time

G_Abubakra at 2007-7-21 17:04:09 >

# 18

@Sabre

Congrats! You deserve every single one of those Dukes. Bless you for having infinite patience in the Crypto forum...

> I look in awe to those who earned well over two

> thousand under the old system.

Aye - there are folk here that have been answering way too many questions for way too long. Especially when one considers how many Dukes lie abandoned in drive-by postings over the years.

At any rate - platinum looks good on you! :)

Grant

ggaineya at 2007-7-21 17:04:09 >

# 19

I wonder just how long this thread will last?

sabre150a at 2007-7-21 17:04:09 >

# 20

> I wonder just how long this thread will last?Till the moderator gets over the hangover from last nights drink,put his pants up and sit on both his legs.

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-21 17:04:09 >

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