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Recently I joined the world of IT recruiting.I need to find 2 J2EE Developers in Rockville, MD. Can anyone help me to create questions specific to J2EE?

[159 byte] By [NewRecruita] at [2007-11-26 17:09:18]

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# 1

Ask them to describe their all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon. That should tell you all you need to know.

DrLaszloJamfa at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

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# 2

Ask them, "If you have a servlet and in the doPost method, you print out a statement, would that statement be, "I love Harper' or 'I love Chretien'?"

filestreama at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 3

Ask them if they have seen the closing scene from "Once upon a time in America" and whether or not not James Woods ran simultaneously along with the trash truck and the hid in a bush while De niro wasn't looking or he simply jumped in. That should answer your question.

Now gimme Dukes!

kikemellya at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 4

Write a servlet that determines, from the following list, the best song of 1983 and displays the result in a JSP.

Adam Ant - Goody Two Shoes

After The Fire - Der Kommissar

Culture Club - Church Of The Poison Mind

Def Leppard - Photograph

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science

Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know

Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another

Frida - I Know There's Something Going On

The Human League - (Keep Feeling) Fascination

Elton John - I'm Still Standing

Huey Lewis & The News - Heart And Soul

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

Naked Eyes - There's Always Something There To Remind Me

Prince & The Revolution - 1999

Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton - Islands In The Stream

Styx - Mr. Roboto

Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart

filestreama at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 5

Or write a web service which returns song lyrics from The Village People, like from their mega-hit "In the Navy":We want you! We want you! We want you as a New Recruit!

warnerjaa at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 6

> Ask them, "If you have a servlet and in the doPost> method, you print out a statement, would that> statement be, "I love Harper' or 'I love Chretien'?"Streamie, today you're dishing out more Canadian content than "Little Mosque on the Prairie"!

DrLaszloJamfa at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 7

@OP: forget about all the riffraff above and just play your guitar like:reentoonteentoonteenooneenooneeee ...kind regards,Jos (boowaaahh!)

JosAHa at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 8

> > Ask them, "If you have a servlet and in the doPost

> > method, you print out a statement, would that

> > statement be, "I love Harper' or 'I love

> Chretien'?"

> Streamie, today you're dishing out more Canadian

> content than "Little Mosque on the Prairie"!

Well, I'm just sitting here on my chesterfield, eating my Kraft Dinner and poutine wondering if I should go to the parkade, get my car and go to down to Canadian Tire.

filestreama at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 9

Hmmm, with all these replies are you guys implying he's recruiting in the wrong field or...?

flybuzza at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 10

I'm sure you won't mind if I critique your posting:

> Well, I'm just sitting here on my chesterfield,

D'you mean sitting on your ***? Chesterfield is becoming obscure.

> eating my Kraft Dinner

Eating K.D. <insert kd lang comment here, if you wish/>

> and poutine wondering if I should go to the

Vous 阾es un Canadien vrai!

> parkade, get my car and go to down to

That must be regional. I haven't noticed its use.

> Canadian Tire.

better: Crappy Tire.

Extra points if you mention that you played [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinny]shinny[/url] last weekend.

DrLaszloJamfa at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 11

> > > Ask them, "If you have a servlet and in the

> doPost

> > > method, you print out a statement, would that

> > > statement be, "I love Harper' or 'I love

> > Chretien'?"

> >

> > Streamie, today you're dishing out more Canadian

> > content than "Little Mosque on the Prairie"!

> Well, I'm just sitting here on my

> chesterfield, eating my Kraft Dinner

> and poutine wondering if I should go to the

> parkade, get my car and go to down to

> Canadian Tire.

When did you leave Na Jiasy [NJ]?

abillconsla at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 12

I'm of the opinion that a thorough knowledge of Monty Python should be required.

kablaira at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 13

> > parkade, get my car and go to down to

> That must be regional. I haven't noticed its use.

We have lots of parkades here in Vancouver.

Hmm... I see that Firefox's English/Canada dictionary doesn't know that word either. But then it wanted me to use "waggon" and "learnt" which are just plain British as well, so clearly it wasn't created by the right people.

DrClapa at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 14

> Recently I joined the world of IT recruiting.I

> need to find 2 J2EE Developers in Rockville, MD. Can

> anyone help me to create questions specific to J2EE?

If you haven't guessed yet from the ridicule, if you're hoping that someone can give you a question with a single clear answer whose correctness identifies J2EE knowledge and incorrectness identifies an absolute lack of J2EE knowledge, then you're out of luck.Any question with such a clear-cut answer would be, at best, trivial, something that a faker could have studied without having any practical experience.

paulcwa at 2007-7-8 23:37:07 >

# 15

> I'm of the opinion that a thorough knowledge of Monty> Python should be required.Yeah, Just ask them to do the three best funny walks... that'll sort the men from boys.

corlettka at 2007-7-21 16:58:34 >

# 16

Or come at them with a banana...

kablaira at 2007-7-21 16:58:34 >

# 17

But then you have the problem of whether you should give the job to the candidate who brought the 16-tonne weight or the candidate who brought the tiger.

YAT_Archivista at 2007-7-21 16:58:34 >

# 18

Give it to the guy with the tiger... on points for style and creativity in a tight spot.

corlettka at 2007-7-21 16:58:34 >

# 19

> Or come at them with a banana...what if they've got a pointed stick?

georgemca at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 20

why then you'd shoot them with your guava of course!

corlettka at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 21

> why then you'd shoot them with your guava of course!Can I collect their livers first then?kind regards,Dr. Gumby

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 22

live organ transplants? what's that?

georgemca at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 23

> live organ transplants? what's that?

Latest technology; research has shown that living livers do much better

than dead, smelly, livers. Donors themselves complain a bit more, but

that's just a detail.

kind regards,

Dr. Gumby ("we've come to collect your liver!" ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 24

> > live organ transplants? what's that?

> Latest technology; research has shown that living

> livers do much better

> than dead, smelly, livers. Donors themselves complain

> a bit more, but

> that's just a detail.

> kind regards,

> Dr. Gumby ("we've come to collect your liver!" ;-)

hmmmm. live livers probably taste better, too. I'm off to invent the donor kebab

georgemca at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 25

> > live organ transplants? what's that?

> Latest technology; research has shown that living

> livers do much better

> than dead, smelly, livers. Donors themselves complain

> a bit more, but

> that's just a detail.

> kind regards,

> Dr. Gumby ("we've come to collect your liver!" ;-)

I can see george making a run for the exit.

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 26

Kylie or Danni?

ScarletPimpernela at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 27

Ant or Dec?

ScarletPimpernela at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 28

Jonathon Curry or Tim Curry?

ScarletPimpernela at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 29

Anne Widdecombe or Madeline Albright?

ScarletPimpernela at 2007-7-21 16:58:35 >

# 30

> Jonathon Curry or Tim Curry?

Oh don't be silly you all; we've just come to collect your livers. Now lay

down still while we slice you open, don't yell because we don't want the

neighbours to think something of it and then we'll rip your livers out.

Simple, clean and efficient. It'll be over and done with before you'll know.

Thread and needles not included for economy class donors.

This is not a home cooking programme.

kind regards,

Dr. Gumby ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:58:39 >

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