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Is Jos and his Grolsch somehow behind [url=http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/22/beer.dogs.ap/index.html]this[/url]?

[128 byte] By [filestreama] at [2007-11-26 15:51:07]

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# 1

> Is Jos and his Grolsch somehow behind> [url= http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/22/beer.dogs.ap/index.html]this[/url]?Nonalcoholic beer? Naah!

prometheuzza at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

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# 2

if he is, he's behind it shouting "no! no! no!". I liked this bit : "The beer is fit for human consumption". a highly subjective statement that can't be safely applied to some beers actually marketed for humans (grolsh not included)

georgemca at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 3

Perhaps a non-alcoholic variety of WKD for those dogs in the UK?

filestreama at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 4

Well i sure was searching for a King RegardsJos on the bottle label!

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 5

> Well i sure was searching for a > >King Regards>Jos > the bottle label!King regards Jos? is this some weird chess move or something?

georgemca at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 6

"Beef extract" -- isn't that [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovril]Bovril[/url]? Imagine equal parts Guiness and Bovril... Mmmmmm...

DrLaszloJamfa at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 7

For one thing: alcohol free beer is not beer; period. Another thing: what

does one go hunting for with a Chihuahua? mice? flies? nah ... Third:

real dogs prefer real beer, no less. Fourth: and then there's Grolsch

which is not supposed to be fed to any type of dog; *ahem*

this must be a hoax of the worst kind.

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 8

Wouldn't the dog also need to be wearing a polka-dot tutu, or is that Jos (Loretta) that has that on. ;-)

masijade.a at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 9

> Wouldn't the dog also need to be wearing a polka-dot> tutu, or is that Jos (Loretta) that has that on. ;-)Don't be silly; dogs don't wear preposterous things like that, only realmen do!kind regards,Loretta (< real man ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 10

> Don't be silly; dogs don't wear preposterous things

> like that, only real

> men do!

> kind regards,

> Loretta (< real man ;-)

Hello, my name is Sue, how do you do? (Use the Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley version, your choice.)

You mean that kind of real man? ;-)

masijade.a at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 11

> Third:> real dogs prefer real beer, no less. That's why dutch dogs don't drink beer?

Peetzorea at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 12

lol, so when dogs get drunk, really drunk..with non alcoholic bear, i think thief will have a nicetime doing shopping at our place, Thief: Hey dog one beer... Dog: woof..Thief: ok good.. doggy

G_Abubakra at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 13

> lol, so when dogs get drunk, really drunk..

> with non alcoholic bear, i think thief will have a

> nice

> time doing shopping at our place,

> Thief: Hey dog one beer...

> Dog: woof..

> Thief: ok good.. doggy

Why dogs guard the shop at your place?

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 14

> Why dogs guard the shop at your place?

By shopping i meant going to the house, take whatever they want without paying, well i cant say without paying because the thief gave the dog a bear.

But all in all we don't have dogs, we have firewall, touch it and you will get it

Muhahahahah

G_Abubakra at 2007-7-8 22:11:07 >

# 15

> > Why dogs guard the shop at your place?

> By shopping i meant going to the house, take whatever

> they want without paying, well i cant say without

> paying because the thief gave the dog a bear.

> But all in all we don't have dogs, we have firewall,

> touch it and you will get it

> Muhahahahah

I would like to know how he got the bear in the first place. ;-)

And, what the dog would do with it (or maybe the other way around). ;-)

masijade.a at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 16

Jos, I thought you had been blown away by the wind last week.Did you put rocks or many bottles of Grolsch in your pocket to keep from beingpushed into Essen?

filestreama at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 17

> Jos, I thought you had been blown away by the wind last week.

> Did you put rocks or many bottles of Grolsch in your pocket to keep

> from being pushed into Essen?

Duh, I just stayed inside, frantically check all doors and windows over

and over again when I noticed some suspicious sound (breaking glass,

something falling over, whatever). I am seriously allergic to stormy weather

and a pest for my (indoors) environment when storms do their dirty deeds.

I sincerely *hate* that type of weather.

kind regards,

Jos

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 18

> I would like to know how he got the bear in the first

> place. ;-)

it was a tip in the first place, in the second place i don't know may be jos knows

> And, what the dog would do with it (or maybe the

> other way around). ;-)

i think not the way around by the vise versa.

allergic to storm!!.. wooof..

G_Abubakra at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 19

> may be jos knows

Official announcement: I know nothing, I won't stand the risk of being

responsible for anything. As a corollary: I can't do nor establish anything

either. Don't ask me to do/accomplish/fulfill/know anything at all because

I'm way too stupid for anything. Thank you.

kind regards,

Jos ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 20

> I'm way too stupid for anything. Thank you.> > kind regards,> > Jos ;-)Hah! I am stoopider than u. I have the intellectual capacity of a moldy turnip.So there!

filestreama at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 21

> > I'm way too stupid for anything. Thank you.

> >

> > kind regards,

> >

> > Jos ;-)

> Hah! I am stoopider than u. I have the intellectual

> capacity of a moldy turnip.

> So there!

Ha! turnips are Einsteins compared to me; my IQ is substantially less

than a bag of smelly dandruff. So there too. :-P

kind regards,

erm ... Q^H ...W^H ... erm ... ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 22

> > Hah! I am stoopider than u. I have the intellectual capacity of a moldy turnip.

> >

> > So there!

> Ha! turnips are Einsteins compared to me; my IQ is substantially less

> than a bag of smelly dandruff. So there too. :-P

Speaking as one with the IQ of a Lupin, isn't Grolsch non-alcoholic?

KelVarnsona at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 23

> Ha! turnips are Einsteins compared to me; my IQ is

> substantially less

> than a bag of smelly dandruff. So there too. :-P

> kind regards,

> erm ... Q^H ...W^H ... erm ... ;-)

Bag !Smelly! Dandruff!

Yuck!What is this world coming to?

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 24

> Speaking as one with the IQ of a Lupin, isn't Grolsch non-alcoholic?

How should I know? You are a rocket scientist compared to me; my

intellectual capacities are an infinitesimal fraction of a jellyfish excrement's.

kind regards,

Jos (< did not even invent stupidity ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 25

wtf

mlka at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 26

> wtfCurrently we are discussing who is more st0opider.I think effluvia from Doncaster's sewer pipes has more intellectual capacity than me.

filestreama at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 27

> Jos (< did not even invent stupidity ;-)You're too smart for that. Or is it too dumb? Or is it that you're not dumb enough to be too smart for something that's so stupid that ...ah, forget it.

KelVarnsona at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 28

> > wtf

> Currently we are discussing who is more st0opider.

> I think effluvia from Doncaster's sewer pipes has

> more intellectual capacity than me.

You must be a Philosopher your Highness ...

kind regards,

erm ... thingie ... ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 29

> > wtf> > Currently we are discussing who is more st0opider.Huh? I don't understand?

mlka at 2007-7-21 16:34:52 >

# 30

> > > wtf> > > > Currently we are discussing who is more st0opider.> > Huh? I don't understand?I'd call that a clever reply, but I don't know any better.

KelVarnsona at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 31

> wtfWay to fly?Win the Ford?Warts to freckles?

kevjavaa at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 32

What was this discussion all about again?kind ... erm ... etc.

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 33

> > wtf> > Way to fly?> Win the Ford?> Warts to freckles?No, silly, he was counting.Wun, two, free, ...

KelVarnsona at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 34

> > Jos (< did not even invent stupidity ;-)

> You're too smart for that. Or is it too dumb?

> Or is it that you're not dumb enough to be too smart

> for something that's so stupid that ...

I must apologize; I don't understand that.

> ah, forget it.

Forget what?

kind erm ... something

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 35

> No, silly, he was counting.> > Wun, two, free, ...Ahh, of course: d0rk latin.Message was edited by: kevjava (d0rk is blocked?)

kevjavaa at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 36

> > > wtf> > > > Way to fly?> > Win the Ford?> > Warts to freckles?> > No, silly, he was counting.> > Wun, two, free, ...wun...uh, uh, uh....

filestreama at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 37

> > > wtf

> >

> > Way to fly?

> > Win the Ford?

> > Warts to freckles?

> No, silly, he was counting.

> Wun, two, free, ...

You're so smart, you must be a bicycle repair man!

kind regards,

Jos (< stupid)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 38

> You're so smart, you must be a bicycle repair man!<coy>Nah, I don't know the first thing about [url= http://bicyclerepair.sourceforge.net/]Python[/url]</coy>(Whew, almost had my secret identity revealed. All in a days work...)

KelVarnsona at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 39

> What was this discussion all about again?> > kind ... erm ... etc.Gosh.What am i seeing.Where's your signature Jos?

qUesT_foR_knOwLeDgea at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

# 40

I think we all have a mind of a virus just multiply and populate the world. heheheGurnah

G_Abubakra at 2007-7-21 16:34:57 >

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