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I'm trying to get back to 4444 posts, Ceci. ;)

[54 byte] By [filestreama] at [2007-11-26 13:11:19]

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# 1

For your next title may I humbly suggest"Troubles with JWishes for JHoliday? Urgent!!!!"

cotton.ma at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

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# 2

plzzzzz give me teh gifts

georgemca at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 3

FEED ME DUKES!

mlka at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 4

> FEED ME DUKES!Will a take-away kebob suffice?

filestreama at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 5

> For your next title may I humbly suggest> > "Troubles with JWishes for JHoliday? Urgent!!!!"wouldn't that be "Ugrent" and several more exclamation marks?

filestreama at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 6

> Will a take-away kebob suffice?I don't think bob would approve of that.

mlka at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 7

> > Will a take-away kebob suffice?> > I don't think bob would approve of that.What's has bob got to do with it? And who's bob anyway?kind regards,Bo^H^HJos

JosAHa at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 8

> And who's bob anyway?[url=www.bobdylan.com]Bob[/url][url= http://www.bobmarley.com/]Bob[/url][url= http://www.bobnewhart.com/]Bob[/url]

filestreama at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 9

> > Will a take-away kebob suffice?> > I don't think bob would approve of that.Actually, I like this place:Palace of Nepal, 31 High Street, Acton, W3and I think Bob approves too.

filestreama at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 10

> > And who's bob anyway?

> [url=www.bobdylan.com]Bob[/url]

> [url=http://www.bobmarley.com/]Bob[/url]

> [url=http://www.bobnewhart.com/]Bob[/url]

[url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/elec2006/result/election_result.htm#ward30]Bob[/url] (Sorry no picture)

cotton.ma at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 11

> [url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/elec2006/result/ele

> ction_result.htm#ward30]Bob[/url] (Sorry no

> picture)

Good God Man!!! Do you know what this means!?!?!?!

Councillor Curry has lost his seat!!!!

We can only hope that Bob is as sexually confused as Jonny otherwise we are all doomed!

filestreama at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 12

> >

> [url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/elec2006/result/ele

> > ction_result.htm#ward30]Bob[/url] (Sorry no

> > picture)

> Good God Man!!! Do you know what this means!?!?!?!

> Councillor Curry has lost his seat!!!!

No no. Different ward.

What you should consider is that Mr Curry's picture was considered web safe while Mr Donnel's was not.

Think about that.

> We can only hope that Bob is as sexually confused as

> Jonny otherwise we are all doomed!

cotton.ma at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 13

> > >

> >

> [url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/elec2006/result/ele

> >

> > > ction_result.htm#ward30]Bob[/url] (Sorry

> no

> > > picture)

> >

> > Good God Man!!! Do you know what this

> means!?!?!?!

> > Councillor Curry has lost his seat!!!!

> >

> No no. Different ward.

You sure? I thought that they both represented Winklebury.

filestreama at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 14

> > > >

> > >

> >

> [url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/elec2006/result/ele

> >

> > >

> > > > ction_result.htm#ward30]Bob[/url]

> (Sorry

> > no

> > > > picture)

> > >

> > > Good God Man!!! Do you know what this

> > means!?!?!?!

> > > Councillor Curry has lost his seat!!!!

> > >

> >

> > No no. Different ward.

> You sure? I thought that they both represented

> Winklebury.

Winklebury has [url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/council/councillors/wardsinfo.htm?id=19]three councillors[/url] (NSFW!)

cotton.ma at 2007-7-7 17:26:39 >

# 15

> Winklebury has> [url= http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/council/councillors> /wardsinfo.htm?id=19]three councillors[/url]> (NSFW!)Has Scarlet been notified?

filestreama at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 16

> What's has bob got to do with it? And who's bob> anyway?Thought Kebob was a typo.I now look like a fool. :sigh:

mlka at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 17

> > What's has bob got to do with it? And who's bob

> > anyway?

> Thought Kebob was a typo.

> I now look like a fool. :sigh:

It's been a typo over decades. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab

Original Persian: kabab

aniseeda at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 18

Bob is everywhere: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Dobbs

jbisha at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 19

> > > What's has bob got to do with it? And who's bob

> > > anyway?

> >

> > Thought Kebob was a typo.

> > I now look like a fool. :sigh:

> It's been a typo over decades. :P

Or was it?

Maybe it was a thinly veiled disguise to move this thread towards its inevitable destination of Councillor Curry.

filestreama at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 20

[url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103241/]What about Bob?[/url]

aniseeda at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 21

> [url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103241/]What about> Bob?[/url][url= http://www.bobthebuilder.org/]Bob[/url] can do it, yes he can!

filestreama at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 22

Bob's your uncle. http://www.word-detective.com/back-f.html

atmguya at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 23

Maybe we can ask [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melinda_Gates]Melinda[/url] about [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob]Bob[/url]

filestreama at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 24

> >

> [url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/elec2006/result/ele

> > ction_result.htm#ward30]Bob[/url] (Sorry no

> > picture)

> Good God Man!!! Do you know what this means!?!?!?!

> Councillor Curry has lost his seat!!!!

> We can only hope that Bob is as sexually confused as

> Jonny otherwise we are all doomed!

Looks like a trend in Basingstoke

http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/council/councillors/wardsinfo.htm?id=19

ScarletPimpernela at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 25

> Maybe we can ask[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melinda_Gates]Melinda[/url] about [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob]Bob[/url]I think Bob is what finally got her sentenced to a marriage with Bill...

CeciNEstPasUnProgrammeura at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 26

Don't make Bob angry: http://www.angryflower.com/booknew.htm%

duffymoa at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 27

> > >

> >

> [url=http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/elec2006/result/ele

> >

> > > ction_result.htm#ward30]Bob[/url] (Sorry

> no

> > > picture)

> >

> > Good God Man!!! Do you know what this

> means!?!?!?!

> > Councillor Curry has lost his seat!!!!

> >

> > We can only hope that Bob is as sexually confused

> as

> > Jonny otherwise we are all doomed!

> Looks like a trend in Basingstoke

> http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/council/councillors/ward

> sinfo.htm?id=19

short total_no_of_councillors = 3;

short no_of_androgynous_councillors = 2;

double trend = no_of_androgynous_councillors/total_no_of_councillors;

System.out.println(trend);

Help!!! The above code keeps telling me that trend is 0.0! I think Java is broken!!

filestreama at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 28

> Help!!! The above code keeps telling me that trend is> 0.0! I think Java is broken!!No, I did it on paper, and I got 0.0 as wellIt is only a trend, after all.

roger.bagnalla at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 29

> No, I did it on paper, and I got 0.0 as wellYou should've used floating point paper.kind regards,Jos ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 15:46:35 >

# 30

> You should've used floating point paper.Of course!I've only got unsigned paper

roger.bagnalla at 2007-7-21 15:46:40 >

# 31

Someone ask for [url= http://forum.java.sun.com/profile.jspa?userID=429574]Bob[/url]?

KelVarnsona at 2007-7-21 15:46:40 >

# 32

> Someone ask for [url= http://forum.java.sun.com/profile.jspa?userID=429574]Bob[/url]?No, there are red wine stains that need to be removed, sorry.kind regards,Jos ;-)

JosAHa at 2007-7-21 15:46:40 >

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