Great now I've got coffee coming out of my nose.
Interesting fact from the Simpson's archive:
"Press any key"
Benjamin Robinson says, "Before you laugh at Homer, consider this: The
Compaq help desk reports that one of the most frequent new-user
questions is, `Where's the "Any" key?' The folks at Compaq fielded
this one so often that they eventually gave up and changed all their
documentation to read, `Press the ENTER key.'"
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I still love that snake game, I think its genius, very simple and very addictive. However, the newer takes on the game are very dull and the 3d version of it just doesn't work at all. If it aint broke etc.
No keyboard detected. Press F11 to continue :) Wouldn't that be the bios reporting that?